Electricity, Cats, and Zacchaeus

Hello, I'm speaking at you now on the google thingy from a roofed environment. This roofed environment is very useful, because, you see, it's drizzling outside. And if I go outside I get wet, and the last time I looked in the mirror, I did not resemble a duck or a fish, maybe a turkey, but not a duck or a fish. For some reason, electronic gadgets tend to enjoy the small indoors but I like the great outdoors better, but in order to write this rubbish and put it on the blogger thingy where it can be found by the google thingy or the facebook thingy and you might have quit reading this by now and I wouldn't blame you if you did, I need to stay in the small indoors, where the electronic gadget hickey likes it, I think it has to do with moisture outside, and also the issue of a thing called electricity, this particular gadget has snakelike things that go into a wall socket thingy and get a thing called electricity. This mysterious electricity that runs inside the snake seems to be the lifeblood of the electronic gadget. However, on all the occasions that I plugged myself into electricity, discouraging things happened, things like, temporarily parting ways with the earth beneath, feeling cooked, and jittery all over. When these electricity things enter my system, I tend to leave the vocal cords unattended and then noises come out that were supposed to stay locked up inside for dignity reasons. When you examine a cat, you will notice that it is a creature of dignity and light of foot, it also carries its tail straight in the air. When a cat crosses under a barbed wire at the same time as an electrical thing goes through that wire, and when the tail makes contact with the wire, you will notice that the tail does not detach and leave the area, no the electrical charge enters the tail and goes through the whole cat, and the whole entire cat accelerates like a sports car to a higher than human speed until it decides to decel and resume normal cat behavior, this observation would indicate that most cats are not a special advanced form of electronic gadegtry, even though it seems they do participate in their own form of the game, Angry Birds, and they at times create their own live drama of Tom and Jerry. Cats can also climb trees when adequately motivated by an electrical thingy. I think Zacchaeus was a good tree climber, and he was motivated, he wanted to see Jesus, It's very interesting that Jesus just asked if He could go to Zacchaeus's house...what would have happened if Jesus would have said, "Zacchaeus, I know that your a tax collector, and I know how you cheat people, you are wrong for doing that, and you should change yourself and do something different, you are a very bad person and I don't ever want you to be near me again." I wonder if something like an electrical thingy would have gone through Zacchaeus and maybe he would have accelerated further up the tree. It's nice to know that if we repent from whatever is binding us spiritually, Jesus will accept us for who we are and save us and make us whole.